'The Jipster' wishes he was like 'The Gipper'

The urban dictionary defines "jip":

1. jip
Verb: To take unfairly, to rob.
Alternate Spellings: Gyp, Gip, Jyp.
Shortening of the word Gypsie, as Gypsies were believed to be thieves.
'I got jipped.'
'What a jip.'

2. jip
Trouble.
'It's giving me some jip.'

3. Jip
A letdown.
Or in some cases a rip-off.
'I paid £8 to see this lame movie, what a jip!'
'Red Hot Chili Peppers at Leeds Festival 07, pft, what a jip!'

RCP has video: Obama Refers To Himself As "The Gipper" In Farewell To Gibbs.

"The Gipper" ? No way.

"The Jipster" fits better.